ignant mofos ruin it for everyone!!!

so i like i went out to see a flick earlier and i'm realizing more and more that i don't have as much patience as i would like to have... i feel like the cranky old dude who comes to the front door and yells, "ya'll kids get the hell off of my lawn!!!" seriously, i find myself getting more and more pissed off at dumb and foolish behavior... i wanted to check out this fairly new theater but when i walked to the front door i saw a sea of "around the way folks" hanging in the lobby... i REALLY wasn't trying to have my expensive movie experience ruined by cell phone calls and ignant mofos talking back to the fucking screen... so i left and trekked cross town and ended up in a seat right NEXT to a crew of johnny-come-lately-hoodrat-chicks who did everything that i was trying to avoid hearing and being around!!! as i walked out the theater i could feel myself getting heated and my mind recalled an incident that happened a little while ago while i was taking the subway... some little punks were acting up and acting wild as i got on the train so as i walked through i softly told them that they should "do you" but "chill out a lil bit" of course these mofos had ALL THIS LIP and tried to play me like a substitute teacher, as i turned to walk away i kept hearing all this, "get the fuck outta here" type shit, finally after like the 3rd or 4th snide remark i stepped into the middle of the crew and told them that they were acting like fools and to cool out, of course one chump went into "gangsta" mode and started in on some "get the fuck outta my face b4 i fuck you up" type of shit... i pointed at him and told him to watch his mouth, he bats my arm away and balls up his fist...at that point the train pulled into the next stop and my reflexs kicked in... i gripped his ass up and lifted him clear off the train in like three long strides, i swear his feet never touched the fuckin ground... so there i am with this adolescent fucker, halfway ready to smack him to a pulp and then some women yells, "LEAVE THAT KID ALONE!!!" the same woman who was on the train with these fuckers and not saying anything to THEM, i notice that the crew is acting like they're gonna jump me but they haven't moved from off the train, instead they're standing in the doorway with "ice grills" ...i let the kid go cause i realized the absurdity of it, the kid scrambles on the train the door shuts and the kids started acting like urban primates, i hear "FUCK YOU, WE WAS GONNA FUCK YOU UP! FAGGOT ASS BITCH!!! PUNK ASS MOTHERFUCKER" and all this shit starts floating through the closed doors, as fate has it the conductor must have seen me outside the door and the "bing-bing" sound sounds and the doors open, as i step back in the train these "gangsters" scattered like roaches, so there i am watching these punks run towards the end of the train and into the next car and i'm about to give chase and start sweeping the floor with them when something caused me to simply turn around and walked towards the upper cars... as i passed the woman who yelled at me she started "you KNOW you've got no business..." type of shit... i cut her off and stared at the (strangely large number of) white passengers and told her that if "WE" didn't hold the youth accountable then "THEY" would continue to call us "niggers and build more and more prisons"...she shut the fuck up and all the other passengers who were staring at me like i had 4 fucking heads suddenly cast their eyes at the floor and avoided my eye contact... as i walked towards the sliding door some big hood cat was stretching his fucking legs across the aisle like "i aint moving"... i stopped looked at him took a deep breath and simply shook my head like "are you SERIOUS my brotha?!?!"... the mofo moved his legs... see? and we WONDER where the kids get this shit from?!?! as i walked to the next car i could hear the teens moving back to the car they were running from, i slid the door shut behind me, turned up my ipod and rode 4 more stops to my destination... above ground or below in the subway it seems that i'm learning the my tolerance for shit is decreasing ten-fold!!! SHITT!!! WTF?!! i'm serious, i couldn't even enjoy the movie because these ignorant ass chicks kept going on ALL THROUGH THE MOVIE!!! of course i wasn't gonna hit them, but i thought about going to the stand getting a cup of water and tossing it on them!!! because i know that, "could you keep it down" would have resulted in me hearing a bunch of their lip and who KNOWS what might have escalated... lord give me strength, every time i think of what the ancestors went through and how we allow ourselves to be labeled easily as fools it BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD!!!